Barack Obama
He may have some more pressing issues to deal with right now.
Chuck Norris
Real original.
The NewHampshirite
Perhaps, but sadly, he’s a senior. And, according to his tweets, he drinks far too much to lead a university.
Rick Santorum
He might be a bit conservative for this university.
Ash Ketchum
With Pikachu as his running mate?
CatDog
But which one would take the hit and just be VP?
Tupac Shakur
That hologram at Coachella was pretty life-like...
Turd Ferguson
And Sean Connery as VP? Suck it, Trebek!
Dustin Pedroia
I’m sure he’d welcome a change of scenery considering the Red Sox’ poor start.
The Pillsbury Dough Boy
He’s too soft to handle the mean streets of UNH.
Abraham Lincoln
Top hats would be all the rage around campus.
Tim Tebow
Maybe his divine powers could fix all of UNH’s
financial problems?
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