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Student body elections: the best write-in candidates

The New Hampshire

Published: Friday, April 20, 2012

Updated: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 15:02


Barack Obama

He may have some more pressing issues to deal with right now. 


Chuck Norris

Real original. 


The NewHampshirite

Perhaps, but sadly, he’s a senior. And, according to his tweets, he drinks far too much to lead a university. 


Rick Santorum

He might be a bit conservative for this university. 


Ash Ketchum

With Pikachu as his running mate? 



But which one would take the hit and just be VP?  


Tupac Shakur

That hologram at Coachella was pretty life-like...


Turd Ferguson

And Sean Connery as VP? Suck it, Trebek!


Dustin Pedroia 

I’m sure he’d welcome a change of scenery considering the Red Sox’ poor start. 


The Pillsbury Dough Boy

He’s too soft to handle the mean streets of UNH. 


Abraham Lincoln

Top hats would be all the rage  around campus. 


Tim Tebow

Maybe his divine powers could fix all of UNH’s 

financial problems? 

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